What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's corn flakes?
A: A cereal killer...

Why did the Vampire subscribe to the Wall Street Journal?
A: He heard it had great circulation...

What does a child monster call his parents?
A: Mummy and Deady...

Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
A: No, they eat the fingers separately...

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party?
A: He had no body to dance with.

Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road?
A: It had no guts...